Riddles

[Coír Draoi Ceítien]

Sounds like something either salt or stone, or something similar. Ice?

[Raven]

Of ice I'm made,
But that's not my name
If you walk beneath me
you've only yourself to blame.
Your mother warned you
of my pointy descent
if once I fall,
I'm shattered and spent.

[Coír Draoi Ceítien]

An icicle.

How about this?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

[Raven]

Well, I'll admit to having heard this before. But the lions all starved to death quite a while ago. . .


Here's another for you.

I am around long before dawn.
But by lunch I am usually gone.
You can see me summer, fall, and spring.
I like to get on everything.
But when winter winds start to blow;
Then it's time for me to go!

[Coír Draoi Ceítien]

Is it dew?

[Raven]

Yes! Good one.

[Coír Draoi Ceítien]

I make you see the beauty of nature through colors,
My name makes things weigh less
And I have no weight at all.

What am I?

[Raven]

Light?

[Coír Draoi Ceítien]

Yes.....we're really breezing through these.

[Raven]

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[Coír Draoi Ceítien]

A river.

[Raven]

That is correct . . .

[Coír Draoi Ceítien]

I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?

[Raven]

A joke?

[Coír Draoi Ceítien]

Yes.....man, we're running out of challenges.